By LeaAnne Klentzman

When do ya’ think it is, when they are cuffed and stuffed? On the ride to the jail? Maybe when they’re sit’n in a cell? Maybe ... never?

Imagine just what this poor mullet must be think’n ...

The other night sheriff’s deputies responded to a robbery call over in the northeast part of the county. Imagine the surprise when their complainant was a guy who wanted to report getting rolled for his dope! Yep, you read that right. He was reporting that when he arrived to distribute his contraband - he got rolled. They beat him up and stole his dope .. they were supposed to PAY!

He was outraged!
He was the victim of a crime!

So when do ya’ think it dawned on him just how dumb he really is? When he was cuffed, roll’n along an FM road in the back of a police car? Surely, he didn’t have to wait to figure it out till he was fingerprinted.
Seems some folks are just beg’n to be locked up.

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