By LeaAnne Klentzman

No, it’s not a self help session, and no, it’s not about what you’er really worth ... its all about the bounty on your head.

CrimeStoppers will pay up to $5k for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the criminal.

See, last week some poor moron, just out do’n his pre-holiday driveway shopping managed to pick the mayor of Sugar Land as his mark, on the way home from a council meeting no less. Well, after scaring the Jehoshaphat outta’ the mayor, the crook bolted off into the darkness.

Makes ya’ wonder, this crook and his buddies are out jacking folks up for their cell phone and pocket change...imagine just what is gonna happen to Mr. Thug when his buddies realize he’s worth a cool 5k in the season of gift giving? There is gonna be a line to turn him in.

Think that fool has ever been worth that much?

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