Bizarre-o world

By LeaAnne Klentzman

What is a little jersey among friends?

Yesterday it all began. The beginning of what will hopefully be the end.

Nah, we’re not talking preppers, we’re talking EARLY VOTING!!

The first day of early voting began not with criminal behavior, but plenty of dumb!

Phone calls were fly’n and tongues were wag’n and the trash talk’n well, it was award win’n.

But one candidate takes the cake!

Well, we here at the Star hear tell the chief deputy was in a polling place, try’n to place his vote when he was told he would have to leave since his shirt screamed vote for ME! So, his bride, well, she had the class to walk away and return with her shirt inside out, as not to violate the rules, but wait – not the chief deputy wannabe sheriff. Nope! As those in line watched, he yanked off his shirt, in front of God and grandmas, turned it inside out, right there in line, and put it back on.

We hear the crowd whispered he’d have gotten more votes if his wife had done that.

She musta’ had better raise’n.

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Posted by on May 16 2012. Filed under Crime. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

1 Comment for “Bizarre-o world”

  1. christophercolumbus

    I’d love to have seen the better half of Brady anyday over his troll looking self, lol Seems like he has no clue how to be behaved in public. I think Fort Bend does retirement seminars and planning by HR or other designated department. Sign up Mr Brady, your 2+ years of runnin the Sheriff’s department over!

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