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Move it or lose it!

By LeaAnne Klentzman

It has happened again, yet another man has stepped in front of, or in this case behind, a moving vehicle operated by ….a wife!

Yes Sir, seems that vehicles operated by wives, especially those who are hacked off… are more likely to result in criminal charges than vehicles operated by neighbors just traveling down the street.

While it has not yet been proven with scientific certainty, let it be known, if your wife is trying to get her car, your truck, or any other motorized type vehicle out of the driveway, or near where you are walking… husbands – pay attention! Get out of the way!  Move!!

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the “Fort Bend Star” after a Conroe woman recently parked her car on her husband out in their driveway.  Seems she was leaving, he was opposed; in the end, they both left – she to the Montgomery County Jail and he to the morgue.

At least this time the wife didn’t use a perfectly good Mercedes to handle a job fit for an old junky truck on a cheat’n husband like the Houston dentist pulled several years ago.

Husbands….. consider yourselves warned!

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