Something stinks!

By LeaAnne Klentzman

We tell you, month after month – year after year – there are cameras EVERY-WHERE!

When you pull a stunt like this, well, there is just no excuse!

Yep, this week, you get a Dumb Criminal AND an action shot!

Ya’ gotta wonder, does one just wake up one morning and think, I just gotta start smell’n better…

Seems one recent Saturday, the Stench Princess in the photo walked into a Rosenberg beauty supply and liberated almost $500 in smell good.

According to authorities, Stench Princess is wanted and there is a bounty on her head. Look real close…she appears to be straining, must be the extra weight of the $500 of smell good in her bag. Poor, poor, stench Princess, not only is the photo not suitable for castle walls, it is w•a•a•ay to clear to hide her identity for very long.

Step lively Stench Princess, your life is headed for a stinky quagmire.

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