Rat Tales

By LeaAnne Klentzman

It has come to our attention that a package from an internet company shipped a rat to a Sugar Land customer. Clearly that was a mistake; the company apologized ordering a refund and credit.

However, could that mistake be the brainchild for a new…business. You know, we are all about small business, right? Heck, even the IRS is targeting small businesses! Yeah, like that is a good thing, anyway… Imagine – coming to a strip center near you – Rats for A Rat!

Yes sir, rats shipped to the recipient of your choice for a small fee, of course. This might just be the way to get the postal service back on track. Can you imagine how many rats would be headed to Washington, Richmond, and Austin?

Nope, Our ship ain’t sinking…our Rats are shipped!

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