Takes all kinds
By LeaAnne Klentzman
Over the weekend a local fire department responded to a crisis at a rather rural home. As the flock of red and white fire trucks, suburbans, and other assorted emergency SUV’s responded to the crisis … a nearby mullet got his knickers in a knot because someone blocked his driveway. Really?
Now, ya’ gotta understand that all the vehicles at Mulletman’s house were home and accounted for… littering the front yard! Um Hum… So after throwing a snit-fit in his driveway and being ignored by the fire and rescue personnel…who were working…he goes over to his lawn fleet … and drives them across the grass and flowerbeds onto the driveway… stopping only when he is within inches of the driver’s door of the emergency vehicle.
Then to add a dash of asinine, he backed yet another vehicle right next to the first, again inches from the driver’s door. To leave no doubt that he is …. well, not quite right… he lays on the horn…on and on and on. Interestingly, he is again, ignored like a stump.
Eventually the fire folks wrap up their work and head back to the fleet of emergency vehicles parked alongside the road, and what does Mulletman do…he runs into his garage and has another hissy fit, but says nothing. Think the emergency responders will remember Mulletman after having to limbo into their vehicle?
Takes all kinds!
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