You might out run the car

By LeaAnne Klentzman

Dumb CriminalNext time you look over at the po-po car sit’n next to you at the stop light…and ya’ feel the need to…uh, punch it – just to see what he’ll will do, just remember, you might be able to out run his car, but you will NEVER out run that radio!

Sho’n nuff, Tuesday morning some mullet decided to suck the stripes off one of those patrol cars troll’n the highway of Fort Bend County, and well…they took that rodeo all the way to Hillge, Texas.

Mullet man wrecked out after blowing a tire and driving on the rim at 70 miles, never mind the 90+ he was sailing to get there.

Anyway, the parade ended with a collection of grin’n cops that had the time of their lives and some dumb mullet who no longer has a car and is now the proud owner of a cot in the hoosegow of any number of counties.

You will never out run the radio.

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