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Options…Life is full of options

By LeaAnne Klentzman

Recently, a hooded burglar hit a convenience store in the northeast sector of Fort Bend County.  You can rest assured that when he was loot’n the place he had no clue he was on camera.

SMILE!  Poor choice #1… When hurling something thru a window, make sure you don’t have to crawl on top of the shattered glass to get in.  Just say’n.

This hoodie sport’n mullet can be seen turning circles in the store then jumping the counter.  Poor choice #2…make sure you are in a target rich environment; this place was clean…nothing to steal- clearly the cash drawers were open and empty.  But! one can never be sure, sooo…he checks them, checks them again, and again and again, no matter how many times…they were still empty.

Squatted down behind the counter, turning circles, he hits his head on the open EMPTY cash drawer.  With little to loot, the hooded burglar hits the lotto!

Yep, he pulls off lotto tickets like unrolling ribbon… then wads them up and stuffs them inside his hoodie, you know, between the jacket and his body…Imagine, they fall out the bottom.

Poor Choice #3…when planning a heist, have something to carry your loot! The rest of the time he spends loot’n the joint, he is fighting to keep the purloined lotto tickets in his care custody and control!  And those tickets…when he tries to cash them in….

He truly will be out of options!  They will have been identified as stolen as soon as the state is notified.

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