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Falling Stars

By LeaAnne Klentzman

There’s this pack of crooks marauding Mission Bend and the surrounding area. The cops are on them but even they can’t believe their eyes when one of them is captured on video sport’n a pair of flag shorts. A statement of patriotism? If he were near a harbor would he throw tea?

Nah, this fool just appears to be a fashion faux pas. You see, when he is in the store loot’n cash from a victim’s credit card at the ATM, he is wearing, well, actually surrounded by his flag shorts. The stars on the flag shorts shorts appear to be… knee length but because they have fallen off his backside they have gone from shorts to, uh, shall we say clam-diggers? Yes, when he reaches into his back pocket, well, its behind his left knee about mid calf. And the red waistband of the shorts is precariously low and not but inches from the back of his knees.

Oh, if the cops could just engage him in a foot pursuit!

When this current crime spree ends, this punk is gonna see more than stars falling off his backside!

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