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Oooo, he shoulda chosen door #2!

By LeaAnne Klentzman

Yep, seems a Missouri City man chose the wrong door recently. Imagine his surprise and quite frankly the homeowner’s, when they met each other at the doggie door.

Umm, humm, you read that right. Some mullet tried to wiggle his burglar’n self into a home on Oak Pointe by sneak’n through the pet door. In the infamous words of the Big Guy in Washington... Shock and Awe! Yessiree, we’re hear’n the crook got his head, a shoulder, and an arm through the pet door before he got stuck. So when the homeowner came to figure out what all the ruckus was, he was think’n Shock and Awe when he saw a man, a LIVE man, wedged in his doggie door!

MoCity police responded, nabbed the would be burglar and charged him with criminal trespass.

Not to worry, now he can see through his door, right through the bars!

Bet he can’t squeeze through those either, huh? Next time this fool goes to pick’n doors, he might aughta consult Monte Hall.

 

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