Stoppers has issued a Special Alert for information about the person or persons who burglarized the Simonton Community Church on F.M. 1489. According to police reports, unknown subjects broke into the church, ransacked it, and stole cash. Man, just where do you think that will get you a front row seat? Umm, hum, I thought so too.

Well, HELLO... these subjects may be unknown to the police, but uhh... I’d be will’n to bet the Big Guy knows them. It’s desperate times and we all know that, but stealing from a church? Breaking stuff up? Damaging property? Man, they probably would have helped the fools out if they had just asked.