Last Wednesday, in the wee hours of the morning, a pack of mullets were cruising a neighborhood troll’n for cars to burgle. Sure’nuff they found just the perfect pigeon(s) in the 16600 block of Wilson’s Creek Lane in far northeast Fort Bend County.

Seems a neighbor was blasted out of slumber by the sounds of shattering glass. Fearful Santa had tried the wrong entry ...the resident checked outside, ‘lo and behold....it wasn’t Santa at all ... but some local mullets loot’n cars.

He called the cops. Yep, you guessed it, as the cops rolled up, the crooks rolled off. The chase was on! Cops 1 Mullets 0.... The mullets lost control of their Honda and wrecked it in a ditch on Gaines Road near Bissonnet. The 17 year old driver was arrested and charged with evading arrest and engaging in organized criminal activity, as well as, three counts of burglary of a motor vehicle. His other 17 year old associate was charged with engaging in criminal activity and three counts of car burglary, too. The juvenile, well, it’s all secret, but he did go to juvenile detention.