Rosenberg police served a search warrant at Bubba’s house last week and busted him for delivery of a controlled substance. Never a group to miss an opportunity, since they were already there and all, they also busted some of Bubba’s friends.

Word is Bubba’s is a dangerous place to hang out. In all, four folks were snagged and thrown in the poky for possession of something or another.

Poor Opal, she’s 50+ and was tagged for possession of narcotics paraphernalia. Then there’s Robert, he’s 60! He was arrested for possession of narcotics in a drug free zone – darn those schools – they are everywhere, and so inconspicuous! Not to be outdone, there is Jeffery, he’s only 43, and good money says he’ll throw himself on the mercy of the court because he’s been so corrupted by the elders he was with. Poor little guy, just goes to show old age and treachery always overcomes youth and skill every time. Oh, and Bubba, well he’s a spry 74.