Last week a Richmond patrol officer was called to Walmart to investigate a shoplifting. Before putting the detainee in his car, the officer searched the thief’s pockets and ... learned a lesson in street pharmacology.

Yep, this fool was boosting a $10 CD with several hundred dollars of powder cocaine in his pocket. When the officer said to the thief - “you might as well tell me what this is” .. his reply was, well, yeah it’s cocaine but it’s cut with Tylenol PM! Ya’ know, it’s tough when that coke buzz keeps ya’ from sleep’n, huh?