By LeaAnne Klentzman
Recently a man was convicted of shoplifting over at Macy’s in 2010.
Took 2 years to get before a jury on a $248.95 theft case, however that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Story is this mullet was wandering through the store tote’n his toddler and drag’n his baby’s momma….is that family values or what – taking the baby to loot the store!
Anyway, mullet-man, baby, and baby momma, are cruising the store loading up on loot when they catch the eye of a loss prevention officer. He thinks that it’s unusual for folks to just load up on clothes regardless of price or size. Hummmm. Think maybe they didn’t fit the profile of regular shoppers?
Hummmm. So he lurks…watching … lo and behold mullet-man and crew leave the store with a looted laden stroller! BUSTED!
When Sugar Land Police arrive, the loss prevention officer musta’ had it all wrong…it was just a case of misplaced goods.
They just forgot that all that booty was in the stroller! All that surveillance tape with mullet-man load’n up loot…just another case of – what ya’ gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?
Jury didn’t buy it – 30 days in the county jail!