Dear Texas residents,
The census has been taken and your leaders in Austin now are “constitutionally bound” to recreate the districts of representation according to the numbers and redistribution of the populous. Hearings on redistricting have been going on all over the state of Texas and most likely, you were not invited. Who cares?
The latest map, presented to the legislature for approval by the Chairman of the House Redistricting Committee, Harvey Hildebrand(R) has received wailing and gnashing of teeth reviews by the commoners in civil rights groups and pesky, little podunk towns all across the state. I love his map and as a mega corporate social engineer, I will tell you why it is so perfect for present day Texas.
We, the elite of Texas, know what is best for our society. We, in big business, who continue to benefit from the corporate welfarism of the Texas Enterprise Fund and the Texas Emerging Technology Fund, (just to name two) want our incumbent friends to stay in office. Our political donations are an investment for our future contracts and licensing in the state, so protecting their seats are of utmost importance to us, the important, in society.
Oh, there are those silly “civil justice” flag bearers that think there should be a non-partisan citizen’s panel to bring in some professional advice for fairness and competition in the debate. I say, a redistricting committee of the government, by the government, and for the government will do what is best for government (and their friends as well). We cannot open competition into this game of “Monopoly Redistricting”. The can of worms called competition would mean chaos to our goal of winning every representative seat for big government Republican corporate hand holding!
We, the elite must own this state. We must continue to split communities so the opponent of Charlie Howard cannot run against him. We must split minority neighborhoods to destroy voting strength. We must divide congressional districts so the representative in Austin has his offices in Brownsville. We must split the tax base of cities. We must attach West Texas plains to East Texas hills. And for God’s sake, it was genius to create an open seat for Debra Medina so she will shut up about big government and go to the back of the freshman class bus.
This redistricting game of divide and conquer will be won by the powerful. I am proud to say that I am one of them. You, of middle or lower class, will lose…again.
Dr. Gerry Manders
Dr Gerry Manders has a PhD in Social Engineering and Eugenics from the Boston School of Degenerative Studies. Dr. Manders has received many awards for his accomplishments in the field of Societal Destabilization. He was the 2010 recipient of the Adolf Hitler Award from the World Health Organization for his Master’s work in Metaphysical Governmental Lobotomy Research.