By LeaAnne Klentzman
Sugar Land Police have been getting blasted by car burglaries. To be fair, car burglaries are a plague for all law enforcement agencies, especially when car owners don’t bother to obscure their valuables or even lock their cars. That however is a whole ’nother story.
But lately, the Sugar Land po-po have been working diligently to snag themselves some car burglars. Lo and behold, just the other day a local guy offered himself up on a platter! Yep, a neighbor told the po-po that he saw this guy walking the streets of the neighborhood …looking into cars…. Just before midnight! Umm, hum, what’s a little shopping amongst friends? They were, after all, neighbors!
To add insult to injury, because you know, he was just out for a moonlight walk…. when the po-po snagged him, in the midst of his shop’n spree, he was laden with loot from the purloined vehicles. Yep, he lived in the same subdivision! Don’t you know his momma’s proud!
Thou shall not covet NOR liberate thy neighbor’s treasures! Even if they offer them up in sacrifice by NOT locking YOU out!