By LeaAnne Klentzman
So, when the po-po flip on their lights, uh, that is a good indication…they want to chat.Yep, the po-po, they can’t just use those lights to get to the coffee shop…Well, they are not supposed to anyway.
So imagine this moron’s surprise when the cops tried to pull him over on a violation and he split. They gave chase….imagine that. Now, just between us girls, you know they live for a chase… cops are Tom to the crook’s Jerry! It’s just in their DNA, and when they realize holy cow, I could get killed do’n this.
Now, the case we are referring to is still working its way through the justice system here in good ole Fort Bend County, but suffice to say, if mullet man had not led the po-po on a 100+ chase while hurling his bags of cocaine out the window. Well, he’s facing more than littering charges, and it doesn’t appear that there is a good ending for this idiot.
High speed chase, bags of coke, bumper cars along the roadway… yep, the po-po is gonna wanta chat AND you can bet they got some nice shiny bracelets, just for you!
Just remember, you might outrun the red lights, but umm, NOT the po-po radio!
No green; No GO!