By LeaAnne Klentzman
Yo, careening through traffic – uh, it will hack folks off and they will call the po-po on ya…and nuth’n good ever comes from that!
Last night a carload of mullets were careening around Rosenberg traveling at light speed and bouncing from one side of the road to the other. Well, you’re gonna find this reeeeal hard to imagine – a driver who was nearly run off the road called the police.
Shortly thereafter…the po-po arrived … in a rolling formation AND lit’m up! Yep, when the red lights and sirens kicked in…. Well,we’re told that it catapulted the careening carload of mullets into a whole ‘nuther stratosphere. Yep, the chase was on.
But, not for long…the mullets stopped. But then acted as though bolting was a better idea. Umm, hum…We hear tell that darts began to fly! Seems those little Taser darts just jump on out there …and touch someone. You know Taser, it’s that yellow dart flinger that balances out the po-po’s bat belt.
All in all it was a productive end to a stupid beginning. The mullets were saved from themselves; however, they may tingle for a few days, but that’s okay, they’ll be cool’n their jets in the local hoosegow.
Drive friendly, it saves on electricity!