By LeaAnne Klentzman
Recently there was a play date in a west side neighborhood involving one of those bouncy-house thingies.
It’s reported that during the play date one of the invited guests, a 9 year old boy, got himself accosted by an adult woman.
According to the boy’s father, this woman grabbed the boy, for no reason known to him, shook him by his arm and did not let him get chips.
Oh my GOODNESS – No Chips! We shall make her name public and demand retribution! A boy with no chips, that is a crisis!
Detectives are now investigating, the father is seeking charges.
Umm, hum, you know every grown woman monitoring an elementary play date just can’t wait to shake the stuffing outa’ a 9 year old boy – who no doubt was doing nuth’n but get’n chips.
Well, as things began to shake out- no pun intended- it seems, well, maybe…. the boy had been involved in an “incident” with that mean adult woman earlier over at the bouncy-house.
Umm, hum. we get it – It’s all because of that bouncy-house and that mean lady …. Never an undisciplined kid.
Ban the Bouncy-house…Ban the Bouncy-house!
Nah..bring back the smack-down! Bring back the smack-down!