Wreck out! That will show that pesky cop!
Early Sunday morning, a Sugar Land police officer was sit’n along the side of US 59, troll’n. Ya know, we pay them to do that. Anyway, while he was sit’n there, a fancy sedan passed him so fast, well,, suffice to say, it got his undivided attention. The chase was on, but not really, because at the speed of light, or in this case…stupid, cops can’t catch up until the stupid kicks in.
And, sure enough, stupid showed up front and center.
Seems speed racer was traveling well over 100 mph. Then cool failed and stupid fell in. As speed racer took the Reading Road exit, he lost control and crashed his fancy sedan, thus giving the pesky cop plenty of time to catch up.
Speed racer was given a jail pass from the hospital, and booked into the hoosegow.